










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
95 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 294 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 96 | 33% |
| Smokes | 115 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 62 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 21 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,276 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karmel | 30% | 10 |
| #2 | 4tto | 25% | 12 |
| #3 | f1ILIPEQE- | 25% | 12 |
| #4 | Silly Cat | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karmel | 30% | 10 |
| #2 | 4tto | 25% | 12 |
| #3 | f1ILIPEQE- | 25% | 12 |
| #4 | Silly Cat | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silly Cat | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1ILIPEQE- | 53 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | 4tto | 19 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Karmel | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Silly Cat | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4tto | +3.15 | 63 | 59 |
| #2 | f1ILIPEQE- | +1.79 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | Karmel | -1.49 | 73 | 17 |
| #4 | wojteqi | -4.13 | 26 | 20 |
| #5 | Silly Cat | -5.53 | 18 | 23 |





