








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 572 | 29% |
| Smokes | 800 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 285 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $171,193 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pol Pot | 47% | 36 |
| #2 | Erwin | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | Brozilla | 40% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pol Pot | 47% | 36 |
| #2 | Erwin | 47% | 51 |
| #3 | Brozilla | 40% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Erwin | 6 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Brozilla | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Pol Pot | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brozilla | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | Erwin | 37 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | Pol Pot | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brozilla | +1.20 | 26 | 44 |
| #2 | Pol Pot | +0.63 | 31 | 33 |
| #3 | Erwin | -0.67 | 43 | 27 |
| #4 | <3 | -0.71 | 54 | 31 |





