








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1162 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,745 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3746 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3265 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1660 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1074 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,448 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S | 54% | 69 |
| #4 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | 51% | 133 |
| #5 | kIRA | 50% | 36 |
| #6 | paapi69 | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | R4VEN不 | 44% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4VEN不 | 301 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | 126 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | kIRA | 122 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | paapi69 | 71 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | S | 68 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paapi69 | +2.58 | 63 | 62 |
| #2 | No skilled Tej | +2.24 | 73 | 53 |
| #3 | Tao | +0.84 | 43 | 60 |
| #4 | kIRA | +0.20 | 42 | 34 |
| #5 | OVERseas | c!rcu1t | -0.54 | 29 | 25 |





