








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 971 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 367 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 74 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




175 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 389 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1922 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 883 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1094 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,233 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happymodder231132 | 62% | 87 |
| #2 | bad Girl 07 | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | User072 | 34% | 64 |
| #4 | F U N N Y H O P | 21% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happymodder231132 | 62% | 87 |
| #2 | bad Girl 07 | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | User072 | 34% | 64 |
| #4 | F U N N Y H O P | 21% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F U N N Y H O P | 18 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | Happymodder231132 | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | User072 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | bad Girl 07 | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happymodder231132 | 16 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #2 | F U N N Y H O P | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #3 | User072 | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edging Master NNN 2023 | +0.81 | 74 | 20 |
| #2 | Happymodder231132 | -2.91 | 10 | 21 |
| #3 | User072 | -4.66 | 9 | 8 |
| #4 | bad Girl 07 | -6.45 | 15 | 2 |
| #5 | F U N N Y H O P | -6.49 | 27 | 7 |





