








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2054 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2076 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1826 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1362 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $154,323 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oss1 | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | nakki679 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Shmuel | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Hewel80 | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oss1 | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | nakki679 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Shmuel | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | Hewel80 | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hewel80 | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | nakki679 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hewel80 | 91 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | oss1 | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Shmuel | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | nakki679 | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oss1 | +3.28 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Shmuel | +2.70 | 67 | 54 |
| #3 | nakki679 | +0.98 | 73 | 69 |
| #4 | Hewel80 | -0.94 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | eezak- | -1.04 | 56 | 64 |





