








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 304 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1953 | 57% |
| HE Grenades | 709 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 452 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,290 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2049 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimeToxic_88♿ | 42% | 31 |
| #2 | Error_404 | 31% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TimeToxic_88♿ | 42% | 31 |
| #2 | Error_404 | 31% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Error_404 | 34 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | TimeToxic_88♿ | 14 | 0.0278 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Error_404 | 208 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | TimeToxic_88♿ | 22 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devine Aura | +1.23 | 18 | 21 |
| #2 | TimeToxic_88♿ | -3.08 | 3 | 19 |
| #3 | Error_404 | -3.69 | 3 | 34 |





