








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1072 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 173 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3318 | 12% |
| Smokes | 5199 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 11161 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 7156 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,120,864 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1775 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amidamaruu | 52% | 180 |
| #2 | niku_ | 49% | 215 |
| #3 | twenty3 | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | VeritaS | 47% | 135 |
| #5 | ☁Slavov☁ | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amidamaruu | 52% | 180 |
| #2 | niku_ | 49% | 215 |
| #3 | twenty3 | 48% | 63 |
| #4 | VeritaS | 47% | 135 |
| #5 | ☁Slavov☁ | 42% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niku_ | 16 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | VeritaS | 12 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Amidamaruu | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | twenty3 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niku_ | 511 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Amidamaruu | 308 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | twenty3 | 247 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | VeritaS | 173 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | ☁Slavov☁ | 156 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☁Slavov☁ | +1.71 | 70 | 54 |
| #2 | niku_ | +1.34 | 71 | 62 |
| #3 | Amidamaruu | +0.71 | 58 | 41 |
| #4 | Masterpiece | -0.56 | 37 | 53 |
| #5 | twenty3 | -0.57 | 51 | 68 |





