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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 356 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 883 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1820 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1660 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 879 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $993,271 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3379 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OLI$ | 50% | 74 |
| #2 | domfu㍿ | 46% | 395 |
| #3 | Aklas Šuo. | 41% | 61 |
| #4 | VinasDyzelinas | 38% | 82 |
| #5 | AEROBYBIS | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | domfu㍿ | 46% | 395 |
| #3 | Aklas Šuo. | 41% | 61 |
| #4 | VinasDyzelinas | 38% | 82 |
| #5 | AEROBYBIS | 36% | 25 |
| #6 | Banka Pepsi | 7% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domfu㍿ | 58 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | VinasDyzelinas | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Aklas Šuo. | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | OLI$ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Banka Pepsi | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | domfu㍿ | 894 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #2 | OLI$ | 276 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | Aklas Šuo. | 135 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | AEROBYBIS | 100 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | VinasDyzelinas | 87 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VinasDyzelinas | +3.73 | 48 | 46 |
| #2 | Aklas Šuo. | +2.53 | 45 | 58 |
| #3 | domfu㍿ | +2.52 | 25 | 53 |
| #4 | OLI$ | +0.90 | 54 | 52 |
| #5 | AEROBYBIS | -0.50 | 45 | 59 |





