








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 57 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,126 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2966 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2543 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 927 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,982 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rabi0ne | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | Tai | 46% | 170 |
| #3 | sokół_peek | 46% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rabi0ne | 49% | 35 |
| #2 | Tai | 46% | 170 |
| #3 | sokół_peek | 46% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tai | 26 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | sokół_peek | 26 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sokół_peek | 308 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tai | 211 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | rabi0ne | 142 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rabi0ne | +2.60 | 73 | 74 |
| #2 | Tai | +1.17 | 72 | 42 |
| #3 | sokół_peek | +1.03 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | joyscamp | -1.53 | 41 | 61 |





