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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2789 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2859 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2170 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2056 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $339,238 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕽 | 56% | 61 |
| #2 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Gera | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | roL | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | PR0VID3NCE | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | deep | 52% | 149 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | roL | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | PR0VID3NCE | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | deep | 52% | 149 |
| #6 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Veendel | 49% | 103 |
| #7 | MEOW :3 | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deep | 23 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Veendel | 14 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | PR0VID3NCE | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Gera | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | 𝕽 | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | deep | 266 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Veendel | 254 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | PR0VID3NCE | 223 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝕽 | 123 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Gera | 109 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Gera | +2.95 | 67 | 73 |
| #2 | ⛟ Vaslopó Kft. ⛟ Veendel | +1.15 | 56 | 56 |
| #3 | dfnty666 | +0.56 | 48 | 51 |
| #4 | deep | +0.54 | 57 | 44 |
| #5 | 𝕽 | +0.27 | 45 | 43 |





