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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 433 | 44% |
| Smokes | 294 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 235 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 27 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $88,174 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cytryzz | 75% | 44 |
| #2 | kot bozy | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Redzi_skins.army | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cytryzz | 75% | 44 |
| #2 | kot bozy | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Redzi_skins.army | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzi_skins.army | 9 | 0.0345 |
| #2 | kot bozy | 8 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | cytryzz | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cytryzz | 157 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | kot bozy | 68 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | Redzi_skins.army | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lucky | +5.40 | 59 | 41 |
| #2 | kot bozy | +2.20 | 54 | 37 |
| #3 | cytryzz | +2.10 | 46 | 42 |
| #4 | Redzi_skins.army | +0.33 | 32 | 19 |





