








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,329 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1950 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1607 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1436 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 336 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,776 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 563 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jess pinke | 163 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lolly | 131 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | ph65bee | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | sparky | 74 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wardy ツ | 46 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joshua Pläkketi | +5.03 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | jess pinke | +0.93 | 54 | 57 |
| #3 | sparky | -0.22 | 14 | 33 |
| #4 | HaschTomten | -1.91 | 55 | 30 |
| #5 | Wardy ツ | -2.16 | 63 | 52 |





