








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 440 | 33% |
| Smokes | 420 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 310 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 182 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,656 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1754 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ferdbert | 60% | 78 |
| #2 | jimmylong | 53% | 246 |
| #3 | Davidgeldmann | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ferdbert | 60% | 78 |
| #2 | jimmylong | 53% | 246 |
| #3 | Davidgeldmann | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmylong | 59 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Ferdbert | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | Davidgeldmann | 6 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmylong | 842 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Ferdbert | 299 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Davidgeldmann | 97 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmylong | +4.32 | 78 | 49 |
| #2 | Ferdbert | +2.23 | 13 | 43 |
| #3 | Splathammer [Black Eagles] | -1.98 | 29 | 17 |
| #4 | Davidgeldmann | -3.40 | 7 | 35 |





