








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 544 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2353 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2516 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3622 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2397 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,214,633 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1667 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240HZ demon peek CSGOSKINS | 73% | 114 |
| #2 | kar0cki | 59% | 167 |
| #3 | Filipek12 | 57% | 68 |
| #4 | 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 | 55% | 77 |
| #5 | Fuck You | 54% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XEN | +3.15 | 86 | 54 |
| #2 | Filipek12 | +1.95 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | jgdiff15 | +1.52 | 64 | 44 |
| #4 | 240HZ demon peek CSGOSKINS | +0.95 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | kar0cki | -0.47 | 72 | 59 |





