








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 604 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6022 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6915 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6575 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3467 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,353,034 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1028 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𓆩Ⱦᵯ𓆪 | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | StoneFPS | 51% | 182 |
| #3 | Ágyéklovag | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𓆩Ⱦᵯ𓆪 | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | StoneFPS | 51% | 182 |
| #3 | Ágyéklovag | 41% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StoneFPS | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | 𓆩Ⱦᵯ𓆪 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Ágyéklovag | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StoneFPS | 569 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | 𓆩Ⱦᵯ𓆪 | 270 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ágyéklovag | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KINSHANA | +2.01 | 63 | 55 |
| #2 | Ágyéklovag | +1.70 | 76 | 47 |
| #3 | 𓆩Ⱦᵯ𓆪 | +1.09 | 63 | 65 |
| #4 | StoneFPS | -0.96 | 60 | 62 |





