








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




144 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4844 | 47% |
| Smokes | 2916 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 739 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 1828 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,303 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handipeter | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | mattitheboat | 46% | 41 |
| #3 | ☭︎Turkish☭ | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | ♿P1mble_popper_3000♿ | 40% | 82 |
| #5 | Decre | 38% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decre | 231 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | ♿P1mble_popper_3000♿ | 163 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Handipeter | 88 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | ☭︎Turkish☭ | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | mattitheboat | 30 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿P1mble_popper_3000♿ | +8.27 | 78 | 54 |
| #2 | ☭︎Turkish☭ | +7.21 | 75 | 29 |
| #3 | Handipeter | +3.79 | 71 | 41 |
| #4 | Decre | -0.19 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | Futefar | -0.95 | 22 | 36 |





