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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 417 matches | ||
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3274 | 16% |
| Smokes | 5955 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5151 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5571 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,518,135 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 232 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapidzz | 56% | 156 |
| #2 | Mike. | 52% | 574 |
| #3 | BeetleJewz | 51% | 554 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapidzz | 56% | 156 |
| #2 | Mike. | 52% | 574 |
| #3 | BeetleJewz | 51% | 554 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike. | 37 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | BeetleJewz | 16 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Rapidzz | 10 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike. | 2439 | 0.20 | 66 min |
| #2 | BeetleJewz | 652 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| #3 | Rapidzz | 583 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike. | +2.22 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | oZimez | +0.08 | 83 | 45 |
| #3 | BeetleJewz | -0.28 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | Rapidzz | -2.90 | 50 | 45 |





