








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 333 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3470 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4056 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3847 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4513 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,336,306 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil_Gr33dy | 65% | 51 |
| #2 | ŁuckyŁuke | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | ❟❛❟ Byomkesh.Bakshi ❟❛ | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil_Gr33dy | 65% | 51 |
| #2 | ŁuckyŁuke | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | ❟❛❟ Byomkesh.Bakshi ❟❛ | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Lil_Gr33dy | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | ŁuckyŁuke | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ŁuckyŁuke | 164 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | 144 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Lil_Gr33dy | 44 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | ❟❛❟ Byomkesh.Bakshi ❟❛ | 27 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ㊙ Al ii ve EU 🍥 | +3.38 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | ŁuckyŁuke | +2.57 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | 乃乇乇尺ㄩ乙 | +0.66 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | Lil_Gr33dy | +0.55 | 77 | 50 |
| #5 | ❟❛❟ Byomkesh.Bakshi ❟❛ | -6.62 | 33 | 47 |





