








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 358 | 28% |
| Smokes | 297 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 397 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 207 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,834 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hipfiar.com | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | crypto billionaire | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | MUSTARD | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hipfiar.com | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | crypto billionaire | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | MUSTARD | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUSTARD | 14 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | crypto billionaire | 7 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | hipfiar.com | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUSTARD | 161 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | crypto billionaire | 76 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | hipfiar.com | 25 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MUSTARD | +1.77 | 57 | 52 |
| #2 | crypto billionaire | +0.71 | 43 | 40 |
| #3 | hipfiar.com | -1.47 | 18 | 33 |
| #4 | Mystic | -2.30 | 56 | 33 |





