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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 39% |
| Smokes | 712 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 581 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 348 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $114,478 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sitwiix | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Basilou123 | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Ethan | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | timyfendi | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | ℌ𝔵𝔡𝔢𝔪 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sitwiix | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Basilou123 | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Ethan | 53% | 19 |
| #4 | timyfendi | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | ℌ𝔵𝔡𝔢𝔪 | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ethan | 4 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Basilou123 | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | ℌ𝔵𝔡𝔢𝔪 | 3 | 0.0153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | timyfendi | 53 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sitwiix | 50 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ethan | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Basilou123 | 27 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | ℌ𝔵𝔡𝔢𝔪 | 13 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ℌ𝔵𝔡𝔢𝔪 | +4.20 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | Basilou123 | +2.82 | 30 | 57 |
| #3 | Sitwiix | +1.01 | 16 | 62 |
| #4 | Ethan | +0.66 | 59 | 45 |
| #5 | skymaniah | -0.25 | 41 | 55 |





