








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 788 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 722 | 30% |
| Smokes | 778 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 691 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 235 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,904 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pvgms -SP0- | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | An@rchy | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Word | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Baníček :3 | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | Petr Fiala | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | An@rchy | 56% | 41 |
| #3 | Word | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Baníček :3 | 53% | 106 |
| #5 | Petr Fiala | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | BIGmatilda | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | An@rchy | 12 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | Baníček :3 | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Word | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Petr Fiala | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baníček :3 | 120 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Word | 107 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | An@rchy | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pvgms -SP0- | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Petr Fiala | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pvgms -SP0- | +1.93 | 42 | 39 |
| #2 | Mistr Dráťenka | +1.88 | 18 | 27 |
| #3 | An@rchy | +1.20 | 36 | 27 |
| #4 | Word | +0.30 | 25 | 44 |
| #5 | Baníček :3 | -0.62 | 8 | 33 |





