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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1611 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,443 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2163 | 40% |
| Smokes | 1683 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1167 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 430 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,138 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebego | 47% | 17 |
| #2 | HuuT | 41% | 116 |
| #3 | IEK123 #RoadToNova | 39% | 28 |
| #4 | ニシン | 37% | 38 |
| #5 | ]ret ✪Lofty | 37% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuuT | 29 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | ]ret ✪Lofty | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | bebego | 6 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | IEK123 #RoadToNova | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | ニシン | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebego | +2.33 | 41 | 54 |
| #2 | 90RiP | +1.11 | 45 | 51 |
| #3 | ニシン | +0.79 | 45 | 47 |
| #4 | HuuT | +0.55 | 48 | 61 |
| #5 | ]ret ✪Lofty | -1.58 | 34 | 44 |





