








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7358 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5240 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4546 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3987 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $859,373 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LudiSrbin | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | Korit ζ± | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | dysdory | 52% | 183 |
| #4 | h4tm@DeR | 51% | 339 |
| #5 | *ThE**VoJiCa**SRB* | 49% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4tm@DeR | 866 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | *ThE**VoJiCa**SRB* | 718 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #3 | dysdory | 294 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | ππβπΎππ | 258 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #5 | LudiSrbin | 175 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dysdory | +3.28 | 71 | 41 |
| #2 | Nemam Para | +0.68 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | LudiSrbin | +0.13 | 34 | 55 |
| #4 | Korit ζ± | -0.47 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | ππβπΎππ | -0.54 | 41 | 71 |





