








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2491 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1787 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3249 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 1473 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1463 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,257,272 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 913 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG SAAS | 55% | 280 |
| #2 | 1337 | 54% | 269 |
| #3 | Hampteri08 | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | 10 betti | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG SAAS | 55% | 280 |
| #2 | 1337 | 54% | 269 |
| #3 | Hampteri08 | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | 10 betti | 46% | 151 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1337 | 110 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | BIG SAAS | 48 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | 10 betti | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Hampteri08 | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG SAAS | 1023 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #2 | 1337 | 573 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | 10 betti | 239 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hampteri08 | 48 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIG SAAS | +0.97 | 35 | 63 |
| #2 | Hampteri08 | +0.66 | 39 | 22 |
| #3 | Jeppe | -0.13 | 48 | 36 |
| #4 | 1337 | -0.46 | 21 | 37 |
| #5 | 10 betti | -1.34 | 17 | 39 |





