








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 436 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1398 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1197 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 962 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1028 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $304,188 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ter | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | KondziQ;] lft | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | NotNof1 | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | KostkaBrukowa | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Piłsudski and Mannerheim o7 | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KondziQ;] lft | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | NotNof1 | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | KostkaBrukowa | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | Piłsudski and Mannerheim o7 | 33% | 6 |
| #6 | Chorwat_2137 | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ter | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | NotNof1 | 1 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ter | 54 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #2 | KostkaBrukowa | 33 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | KondziQ;] lft | 19 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | NotNof1 | 19 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| #5 | Piłsudski and Mannerheim o7 | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w1ter | +3.69 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | kechuR | +1.16 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | KondziQ;] lft | -0.26 | 51 | 61 |
| #4 | Piłsudski and Mannerheim o7 | -0.39 | 63 | 47 |
| #5 | NotNof1 | -1.71 | 65 | 50 |





