








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1534 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2026 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1996 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1870 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,496,047 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 673 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DANIELs | 55% | 31 |
| #2 | $1𝓬𝓴0 | 55% | 55 |
| #3 | @whoisVishy | 42% | 33 |
| #4 | ADULT GAMER | 42% | 248 |
| #5 | Name_less Gaming | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADULT GAMER | 511 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #2 | wolffixxx | 402 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #3 | $1𝓬𝓴0 | 344 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| #4 | DANIELs | 113 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | .:O.M.G:.Noisy.:.Boy.:. | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADULT GAMER | +4.12 | 68 | 38 |
| #2 | DANIELs | +2.18 | 50 | 56 |
| #3 | $1𝓬𝓴0 | +0.14 | 31 | 53 |
| #4 | @whoisVishy | -0.31 | 49 | 51 |
| #5 | zero | -1.32 | 28 | 35 |





