








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 53 | 16% |
| Smokes | 32 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 99 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 140 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,302 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | 44% | 81 |
| #2 | Veleho | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | joona-6969 | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | LukkeS | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | 44% | 81 |
| #2 | Veleho | 43% | 7 |
| #3 | joona-6969 | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | LukkeS | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | 7 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | LukkeS | 1 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Veleho | 1 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | 360 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | LukkeS | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | joona-6969 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Veleho | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | +2.14 | 57 | 72 |
| #2 | Veleho | -0.68 | 75 | 43 |
| #3 | joona-6969 | -1.38 | 34 | 49 |
| #4 | Luna | -2.00 | 46 | 17 |
| #5 | LukkeS | -4.19 | 58 | 28 |





