








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 39 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 556 | 67% |
| Smokes | 83 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 142 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 48 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,621 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 41% | 54 |
| #2 | jeffry (REAL) | 7% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 41% | 54 |
| #2 | jeffry (REAL) | 7% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 32 | 0.0361 |
| #2 | jeffry (REAL) | 9 | 0.0380 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 197 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | jeffry (REAL) | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nakkipoika13 | -0.99 | 38 | 41 |
| #2 | Trulimero Trulichina | -2.15 | 18 | 50 |
| #3 | jeffry (REAL) | -5.01 | 24 | 8 |





