








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 795 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,732 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8442 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8445 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8474 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7371 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,441,679 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 944 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonizzle | 53% | 186 |
| #2 | Woppa Floppa | 53% | 106 |
| #3 | kLbT1 | 49% | 185 |
| #4 | de_bob | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonizzle | 53% | 186 |
| #2 | Woppa Floppa | 53% | 106 |
| #3 | kLbT1 | 49% | 185 |
| #4 | de_bob | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonizzle | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | kLbT1 | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Woppa Floppa | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | de_bob | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonizzle | 749 | 0.19 | 23 min |
| #2 | Woppa Floppa | 187 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | de_bob | 182 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | kLbT1 | 129 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woppa Floppa | +0.82 | 31 | 63 |
| #2 | PURO | +0.57 | 56 | 63 |
| #3 | Leonizzle | -1.23 | 25 | 72 |
| #4 | de_bob | -1.41 | 16 | 53 |
| #5 | kLbT1 | -1.61 | 22 | 46 |





