








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1929 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1035 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




351 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13573 | 26% |
| Smokes | 14541 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 14404 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9906 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $917,614 of utility $38 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 995 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♪ Bocchi ♪ | 52% | 185 |
| #2 | HelenKellerGaming | 51% | 80 |
| #3 | Nayuta Kani | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | FateMeansHope | 45% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♪ Bocchi ♪ | 52% | 185 |
| #2 | HelenKellerGaming | 51% | 80 |
| #3 | Nayuta Kani | 51% | 63 |
| #4 | FateMeansHope | 45% | 266 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FateMeansHope | 48 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | HelenKellerGaming | 10 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Nayuta Kani | 9 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | ♪ Bocchi ♪ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♪ Bocchi ♪ | 1221 | 0.33 | 18 min |
| #2 | FateMeansHope | 448 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | HelenKellerGaming | 79 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nayuta Kani | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nayuta Kani | +1.21 | 54 | 46 |
| #2 | magna | +1.02 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | FateMeansHope | +0.95 | 46 | 31 |
| #4 | HelenKellerGaming | -0.30 | 55 | 33 |
| #5 | ♪ Bocchi ♪ | -1.80 | 25 | 37 |





