








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 626 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2212 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2207 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4953 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 3307 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,464 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olke | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | sh.2000 | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | vb | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | peksi DROP.SKIN | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | kassu | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olke | 53% | 51 |
| #2 | sh.2000 | 53% | 55 |
| #3 | vb | 49% | 74 |
| #4 | peksi DROP.SKIN | 47% | 72 |
| #5 | kassu | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh.2000 | 11 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | peksi DROP.SKIN | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | vb | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | olke | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | kassu | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vb | 147 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | sh.2000 | 127 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | peksi DROP.SKIN | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | olke | 36 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | kassu | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vb | +3.85 | 75 | 47 |
| #2 | peksi DROP.SKIN | +2.49 | 81 | 48 |
| #3 | sh.2000 | +1.58 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | kassu | -0.39 | 52 | 47 |
| #5 | imska | -0.50 | 21 | 42 |





