








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 921 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1221 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2328 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,966 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ark4d | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | Benz | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | Bobba | 42% | 24 |
| #7 | MIXXX:> | 40% | 25 |
| #8 | Br3Ton | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIXXX:> | 182 | 0.34 | 4 min |
| #2 | Br3Ton | 139 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bobba | 76 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ark4d | 72 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Benz | 50 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ark4d | +2.29 | 69 | 66 |
| #2 | Bobba | +1.48 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | 𐂃𐂃 | -0.14 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | Laccrobate | -0.17 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | Teryo | -0.34 | 39 | 55 |





