








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1006 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




212 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,509 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4624 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3065 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2485 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3335 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,284 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Scoliosis gaming | +5.89 | 82 | 46 |
| #2 | Haix from Amazon | +1.80 | 55 | 32 |
| #3 | Aker00 | +0.88 | 54 | 42 |
| #4 | [M?AD] IGOR PEEK 4KM/H | +0.51 | 62 | 38 |
| #5 | paszaTriceps | +0.42 | 34 | 29 |





