








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 395 matches | ||
| Wingman | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6290 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4450 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1940 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 3947 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4167 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,066,576 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נσкєχєя | 59% | 68 |
| #2 | anauh1ram skins.army | 57% | 40 |
| #3 | borderek | 52% | 126 |
| #4 | Homie_Quannn | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | HollowGhost92 | 49% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | borderek | 39 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Yutii26 | 13 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | HollowGhost92 | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | נσкєχєя | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | 672 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #2 | HollowGhost92 | 580 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | borderek | 125 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Homie_Quannn | 109 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Yutii26 | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נσкєχєя | +8.26 | 90 | 48 |
| #2 | borderek | +2.92 | 91 | 40 |
| #3 | Brocha 123 CSGOSKINS | +1.70 | 39 | 62 |
| #4 | Yutii26 | +1.27 | 34 | 54 |
| #5 | Homie_Quannn | +1.01 | 69 | 52 |





