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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 519 | 30% |
| Smokes | 82 | 5% |
| HE Grenades | 397 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,959 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 267 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linacolada❤Salty?! | 63% | 65 |
| #2 | TÖÖÖÖÖRKEN | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ok | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | Vitja.777 | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Linacolada❤Salty?! | 63% | 65 |
| #2 | TÖÖÖÖÖRKEN | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ok | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | Vitja.777 | 50% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitja.777 | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | TÖÖÖÖÖRKEN | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | Linacolada❤Salty?! | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | ok | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitja.777 | 237 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | ok | 169 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | Linacolada❤Salty?! | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | TÖÖÖÖÖRKEN | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok | +10.33 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | TÖÖÖÖÖRKEN | +5.71 | 83 | 47 |
| #3 | Linacolada❤Salty?! | +0.11 | 64 | 38 |
| #4 | ༺†ⅅᵉʳᴺøøʙ†༻ | +0.00 | 28 | 19 |
| #5 | Vitja.777 | -3.46 | 19 | 64 |





