








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 240 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 711 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1070 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 487 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 1561 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,216 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sketchycolt3 | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Maťko | 48% | 52 |
| #4 | TurtleOrangutan | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sketchycolt3 | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | Maťko | 48% | 52 |
| #4 | TurtleOrangutan | 48% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleOrangutan | 29 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 9 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Maťko | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | sketchycolt3 | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleOrangutan | 365 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | Maťko | 163 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | 56 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | sketchycolt3 | 36 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurtleOrangutan | +3.72 | 76 | 43 |
| #2 | /𝙈𝙩𝙓/ Itz_Wertix | +3.15 | 59 | 40 |
| #3 | GojoSenpai | +0.22 | 38 | 19 |
| #4 | Maťko | -2.21 | 26 | 48 |
| #5 | sketchycolt3 | -4.74 | 14 | 32 |





