








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 915 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 101 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 202 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2636 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3607 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4517 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3033 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,672 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 482 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spukki | 20 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | 17 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | dot ⊕ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | RicardaLang | 8 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | SK7LLEX | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AngelaMerkel | +3.45 | 48 | 35 |
| #2 | SK7LLEX | +2.63 | 50 | 35 |
| #3 | Gernhardt Reinlunzen | +2.15 | 25 | 49 |
| #4 | AimTriX | +1.85 | 32 | 70 |
| #5 | Endlich Ruhe im Puff | -0.07 | 27 | 52 |





