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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2693 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1707 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1660 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1159 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,257 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sayko | 56% | 43 |
| #2 | - Texan - | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | #Free,Palestine | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | FZ3A | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | SAYKO | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sayko | 56% | 43 |
| #2 | - Texan - | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | #Free,Palestine | 48% | 50 |
| #4 | FZ3A | 47% | 30 |
| #5 | SAYKO | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #Free,Palestine | 19 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | FZ3A | 19 | 0.0323 |
| #3 | - Texan - | 9 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | Sayko | 8 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | SAYKO | 3 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | - Texan - | 192 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | #Free,Palestine | 191 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sayko | 138 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #4 | SAYKO | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | FZ3A | 82 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #Free,Palestine | +5.28 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Sayko | +3.91 | 64 | 60 |
| #3 | Staylo™ | +0.78 | 50 | 42 |
| #4 | FZ3A | -1.61 | 11 | 39 |
| #5 | SAYKO | -1.84 | 29 | 52 |





