








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 540 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




99 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3735 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2055 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3124 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3469 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,132 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikkelele | 79% | 29 |
| #2 | KEIJO | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | venkula | 50% | 133 |
| #4 | NKL$ | 48% | 50 |
| #5 | Myyti | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venkula | 27 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | NKL$ | 16 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | VaKe | 5 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Myyti | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | KEIJO | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venkula | 296 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | VaKe | 230 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | KEIJO | 220 | 0.36 | 5 min |
| #4 | NKL$ | 216 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | AlluX | 64 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikkelele | +4.85 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | VaKe | +3.23 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | SexyJuba | +0.98 | 55 | 60 |
| #4 | KEIJO | +0.71 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | NKL$ | +0.62 | 56 | 68 |





