








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2846 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 594 matches | ||
| Wingman | 206 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




259 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8139 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5559 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3774 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4549 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,383,151 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeFrance | 663 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | SpitzzenV2 | 158 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pablo | 136 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | | 80 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TERH0 | 64 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/eunoiacsgo | +2.81 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Pablo | +1.74 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | LeFrance | +1.48 | 92 | 55 |
| #4 | Hoshiko | +1.16 | 52 | 36 |
| #5 | TERH0 | -0.35 | 77 | 59 |





