








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2220 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1617 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1429 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1837 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $496,760 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno | 49% | 158 |
| #2 | ZorTeeX | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | RedSuns Seamus | 46% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno | 49% | 158 |
| #2 | ZorTeeX | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | RedSuns Seamus | 46% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZorTeeX | 9 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | Inferno | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | RedSuns Seamus | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inferno | 200 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | RedSuns Seamus | 196 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | ZorTeeX | 70 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZorTeeX | +2.01 | 83 | 46 |
| #2 | RedSuns Seamus | +1.60 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | Inferno | +1.16 | 78 | 57 |
| #4 | chrispy23 | -1.73 | 55 | 56 |





