








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Wingman | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3704 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2775 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1871 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2966 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3245 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,624,486 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♰︎666♰ | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | QuerpassToni | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | R3agelion | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | OrGa | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | FeinFaserPeter | 49% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♰︎666♰ | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | QuerpassToni | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | R3agelion | 59% | 54 |
| #4 | OrGa | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | FeinFaserPeter | 49% | 228 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeinFaserPeter | 24 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | QuerpassToni | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | OrGa | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | ♰︎666♰ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | R3agelion | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeinFaserPeter | 241 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | R3agelion | 74 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ♰︎666♰ | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | QuerpassToni | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | OrGa | 34 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♰︎666♰ | +4.41 | 84 | 44 |
| #2 | QuerpassToni | +1.50 | 66 | 36 |
| #3 | Julian Rainer | +0.72 | 58 | 45 |
| #4 | FeinFaserPeter | -0.86 | 48 | 34 |
| #5 | R3agelion | -1.53 | 47 | 44 |





