








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 38% |
| Smokes | 844 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 278 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 723 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,525 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WeZeM | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Tenzuro | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | bezdar' nikelec❤⚡ | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | Hort1x | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WeZeM | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Tenzuro | 47% | 19 |
| #4 | bezdar' nikelec❤⚡ | 45% | 49 |
| #5 | Hort1x | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bezdar' nikelec❤⚡ | 37 | 0.0380 |
| #2 | Hort1x | 9 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Tenzuro | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | WeZeM | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bezdar' nikelec❤⚡ | 323 | 0.33 | 4 min |
| #2 | Tenzuro | 70 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hort1x | 59 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | WeZeM | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MAR10 #СЛАВАУКРАЇНІ | +3.90 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Tenzuro | +3.66 | 92 | 61 |
| #3 | bezdar' nikelec❤⚡ | +0.95 | 64 | 44 |
| #4 | WeZeM | +0.64 | 29 | 63 |
| #5 | bezdar' prince | +0.39 | 53 | 20 |





