








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 967 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 242 matches | ||
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5005 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6452 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6176 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5621 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,563,507 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 745 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keparnoja | 56% | 188 |
| #2 | atlxzs | 39% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keparnoja | 56% | 188 |
| #2 | atlxzs | 39% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keparnoja | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | atlxzs | 9 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keparnoja | 324 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | atlxzs | 126 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bankai! | +1.35 | 43 | 39 |
| #2 | Keparnoja | +0.17 | 85 | 57 |
| #3 | atlxzs | -3.56 | 13 | 43 |





