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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 437 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1062 | 50% |
| HE Grenades | 187 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 442 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $553,398 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ♥ Yoru ♥ | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Gustavo_Fring | 51% | 41 |
| #6 | SpielWolf[MG] | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | Eduard | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | medikamenten Manfred | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥ Yoru ♥ | 5 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | Fxb1 ♿ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Gustavo_Fring | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Eduard | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | SpielWolf[MG] | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fxb1 ♿ | +2.06 | 19 | 15 |
| #2 | nookiii.enjiyyyッ♿ | +1.61 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | Eduard | +1.56 | 46 | 59 |
| #4 | Le Schimmelkäse | +0.98 | 25 | 35 |
| #5 | Gustavo_Fring | -0.11 | 37 | 36 |





