








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2241 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2590 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 892 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1986 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,488,253 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 794 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | theSM☯KEN! -DUBPL8- | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | 𝒇ï𝓃ⲉ𝕫🥀 | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v | 57% | 72 |
| #2 | theSM☯KEN! -DUBPL8- | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | 𝒇ï𝓃ⲉ𝕫🥀 | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v | 13 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | theSM☯KEN! -DUBPL8- | 176 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | v | 164 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | 𝒇ï𝓃ⲉ𝕫🥀 | 70 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v | +2.76 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | K1LLEREK666 | +1.07 | 67 | 43 |
| #3 | theSM☯KEN! -DUBPL8- | +0.33 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | 𝒇ï𝓃ⲉ𝕫🥀 | -0.33 | 53 | 57 |





