








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3479 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1372 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1220 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4197 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 2111 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $473,050 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | der_sascha | 48% | 58 |
| #2 | Blondii | 39% | 44 |
| #3 | 20san04 | 39% | 161 |
| #4 | Lucifer [GER] | 30% | 44 |
| #5 | ℭasper :Þ αƘα Mя. Ƙ𝖠υ𝘡 | 28% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | der_sascha | +0.29 | 24 | 48 |
| #2 | NoSoul ⸸ | -0.68 | 20 | 37 |
| #3 | 20san04 | -1.31 | 22 | 34 |
| #4 | Lucifer [GER] | -3.23 | 11 | 34 |
| #5 | Blondii | -3.89 | 12 | 29 |





