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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 298 | 15% |
| Smokes | 481 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 742 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 521 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,780 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Kdo jí tvaroh vidí za roh | 40% | 30 |
| #8 | [W3PD]kyblik | 30% | 10 |
| #9 | DEADBURN | 29% | 7 |
| #10 | Trash | 21% | 14 |
| #11 | greeny | 0% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WASUP | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Trash | 3 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | JЯM | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Kdo jí tvaroh vidí za roh | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | DEADBURN | 1 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WASUP | +3.35 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | PaPčo | +2.81 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | JЯM | +0.40 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | [W3PD]kyblik | +0.33 | 68 | 78 |
| #5 | Kdo jí tvaroh vidí za roh | +0.26 | 75 | 58 |





