








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 705 | 38% |
| Smokes | 592 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 189 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 357 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $157,733 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olinaD | 49% | 65 |
| #2 | Draza753 | 44% | 62 |
| #3 | Nikola | 42% | 50 |
| #4 | Kapetan Amerika | 40% | 47 |
| #5 | joksa1161 | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Draza753 | 44% | 62 |
| #3 | Nikola | 42% | 50 |
| #4 | Kapetan Amerika | 40% | 47 |
| #5 | joksa1161 | 39% | 33 |
| #6 | ¨Leji㍠| 32% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Draza753 | 33 | 0.0285 |
| #2 | Nikola | 16 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | olinaD | 14 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | ¨Leji㍠| 13 | 0.0181 |
| #5 | Kapetan Amerika | 8 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nikola | 152 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | ¨Leji㍠| 125 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | olinaD | 84 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kapetan Amerika | 65 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Draza753 | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olinaD | +5.54 | 40 | 38 |
| #2 | Kapetan Amerika | +0.97 | 38 | 37 |
| #3 | joksa1161 | +0.58 | 16 | 19 |
| #4 | ¨Leji㍠| +0.37 | 25 | 39 |
| #5 | Nikola | -0.80 | 59 | 31 |





