








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 484 | 7% |
| Smokes | 636 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2820 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2673 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,934 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaunter | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Cl7ment | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Petit Gregory | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | Scarcci | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaunter | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Cl7ment | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | Petit Gregory | 43% | 49 |
| #4 | Scarcci | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petit Gregory | 34 | 0.0359 |
| #2 | Cl7ment | 8 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | Scarcci | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petit Gregory | 70 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Cl7ment | 68 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Blaunter | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Scarcci | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blaunter | +2.61 | 46 | 28 |
| #2 | Petit Gregory | +2.50 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | Cl7ment | +2.12 | 56 | 67 |
| #4 | Scarcci | +0.30 | 42 | 34 |
| #5 | Asterionlpb<3 | -1.09 | 34 | 30 |





